Broast anyone? Or is that Toard?

What *do* you call a slice that is half bread, half toast?

At any rate, our toasters new invention was deemed “garbage” and Jeff pitched the toaster.

I am so excited to go shopping for a new one!

Will it be a 2-slicer? A 4-slicer?

Will it have a bagel setting?

You think I’m kidding – but have you seen all the selection in toasters these days?

You can even get a 4 slice toaster now that cooks EGGS on the side!

We could go basic, and stick to the 2 slicer for $7.79:

Or this 4-slicer, stainless-steel number is on sale at Canadian Tire for $34.99, down from $49.99:

Price vary – like look at this one, it is $89.99!

Maybe we should go for a middle of the road, white, 4-slicer, for $29.99:

Although do we ever need to make 4 slices at once?

This is more intense than picking out a new car!!