You’ve got to be kidding me…

I tried to turn my laptop on this morning, but the power button is pushed into the laptop.

In a small flicker of luck, I was trying to pry it back up with a paper clip, and it must have made contact with something because it turned on.

I guess I’ll leave it on until after work to remove all my files.

Last time I sent away my laptop for service, it took 3 weeks to get back.

Seriously, what did I do? This has been a wild ride of bad luck. I have a leaning tree in the backyard, should I just assume it’ll be falling on my fence and garage soon?