Death Becomes You.

He was on my ceiling a few days ago.
I should have killed him then.
Just now he crawled out of my fancy new keyboard.

And now he is dead.

That’s the last time you give me the heebeejeebies you bastard spider.


Lisa (Verkley) Schuyler is a blogger reporting live from her new home in Canada's Yukon Territory. Often found wearing a hoodie, covered in pet hair, Lisa is a mis-placed forester who now spends her days engineering happiness for WordPress users. Lisa loves nature, animals, and most importantly, her handsome husband Jeff.

2 Replies to “Death Becomes You.

  1. Oh no, it was you. I’d recognize you anywhere after all that hovering you have done over me the last week.

    Way to go Dad, posting your comment at 22:22. Slick.

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