I was just out walking Monty around the yard before dark and I noticed a big dark thing on the front yard. It was a big pile of bear poop!
Bear!
The landlord happened to drive in just then and he didn’t believe me at first until I showed him. He said the guy across the road and down one shot one just recently. I don’t know if it was because it was a nuisance or because the season is open on hunting them right now.

I wonder if I was sitting right here at the computer when the bear walked by and I didn’t even notice.