Jeff is at the grocery store and just sent me a note saying “Guess what is for supper!?!” and this photo is attached. (click on photo for larger version)
Yes, those are fresh eels in the foreground.
I offered to sleep at work.
He said he’s wearing them like a necklace.
I said, I’m so blogging this.
He said he is really thinking about trying them.
I said, Wait until I am not home because I will FREAK OUT.
To which he responded, So green salad with that?
And I answered, Whatever you want, but I’m not touching them, smelling them, or looking at them.
The End (Or else)