I stopped for a quick pee before a meeting I had this morning.
It is a just a little one room bathroom down the hall from my office. I flushed and went to pull up my pants. The toilet backfired and shot water up in the air like a shower, for what felt like 30 seconds, covering the walls, the floor, the seat, the sink…. and ME!
My entire face, hair, glasses, sweater, pants, shoes.
I had to dive out into the hallway.