Red Squirrel attack manual

Squirrel Attack Plan A. Sneak up on Target

I was sitting on the porch trying to take photos of the 8 blue jays at the bird feeders, when I suddenly spot this guy out of the side of my eye.

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Stop right there Mr. Squirrel!spy squirrel

Freeze!

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Yes you! Get off our new deck!

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Time to move to Plan B Mr. Squirrel.

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Squirrel Attack Plan B. Launch attack from a distance

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Freeze!

Busted again buddy! I saw you coming from a mile away!

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Squirrel Attack Plan C. Hide until you can figure out a good Plan D.

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That squirrel sat like that watching me for about 5 minutes without moving. Unfortunately I was giggling at him so loud his plan was foiled again.

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I can see you, you rascal!!

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Squirrel Attack Plan D. Recruit help

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Squirrel calls in chipmunk reinforcements.

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Chipmunk recruited

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On its way

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Distracted by sunflower seeds.

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Chipmunk abandons mission for sunflower seeds.

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Squirrel Attack Plan E.

Yet to be determined. However, judging by the squirrel squealing noise I just heard, I’m going wager a guess that Plan E involved sneaking by large golden dog lying on the back porch who wasn’t as asleep as he appeared.

Lisa

Lisa (Verkley) Schuyler is a blogger reporting live from her new home in Canada's Yukon Territory. Often found wearing a hoodie, covered in pet hair, Lisa is a mis-placed forester who now spends her days engineering happiness for WordPress users. Lisa loves nature, animals, and most importantly, her handsome husband Jeff.

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