But I don’t dare tell you why I have a fat lip.

For that answer you’ll have to ask Zeus.

And while you are talking to him, tell him it wasn’t funny.

And that it is hard to explain to people that I didn’t inject silicone into my top lip, but my cat did inject a little front tooth into it.

And who knew cats could laugh, because he did.

And I was just giving him his regular good morning kiss on the nose.

But he thought it would be funnier to nip and run.