You know… I just realized I’ve never finished a little tube of Chapstick. I just lost another one. That was my 3rd Chapstick in a month. I swear it was in my pocket earlier, but now it is not.
Where do all the Chapstick’s go? I can’t remember ever seeing an abandoned Chapstick on the sidewalk. Is there a secret underground organization who steals these lip lubricating jewels from our pockets? Or am I the only one to have the misfortune of losing my coveted Chapstick?
Anne Marie
you’re right…I buy them, I don’t use them because I never have one!
Where are they???
Lisa
Well, an interesting development to report.
The secret underground organization rejected their latest acquisition and stashed it under my kitchen table (Grandma’s) where Monty found it and started chewing on it!