You know… I just realized I’ve never finished a little tube of Chapstick. I just lost another one. That was my 3rd Chapstick in a month. I swear it was in my pocket earlier, but now it is not.

Where do all the Chapstick’s go? I can’t remember ever seeing an abandoned Chapstick on the sidewalk. Is there a secret underground organization who steals these lip lubricating jewels from our pockets? Or am I the only one to have the misfortune of losing my coveted Chapstick?