You know… I just realized I’ve never finished a little tube of Chapstick. I just lost another one. That was my 3rd Chapstick in a month. I swear it was in my pocket earlier, but now it is not.

Where do all the Chapstick’s go? I can’t remember ever seeing an abandoned Chapstick on the sidewalk. Is there a secret underground organization who steals these lip lubricating jewels from our pockets? Or am I the only one to have the misfortune of losing my coveted Chapstick?


Lisa (Verkley) Schuyler is a blogger reporting live from her new home in Canada's Yukon Territory. Often found wearing a hoodie, covered in pet hair, Lisa is a mis-placed forester who now spends her days engineering happiness for WordPress users. Lisa loves nature, animals, and most importantly, her handsome husband Jeff.

2 Replies to “Chapstick

  1. Well, an interesting development to report.
    The secret underground organization rejected their latest acquisition and stashed it under my kitchen table (Grandma’s) where Monty found it and started chewing on it!

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